That Mitchell and Webb Look (TV Series)
Episode #1.1 (2006)
Robert Webb: Peter DeCoursey, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar, Numberwang Host, Raymond Terrific, John Gibson, Hans - SS Officer #1, BMX Bandit, Jason, Henry, Steve - Emergency Medical Treatment, Friend of Moneypenny, Roger - Dreamy Pastures Insurance Advert, Robert Webb
Quotes
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SS Officer #2 : Er, Hans?
SS Officer #1 : Have courage, my friend.
SS Officer #2 : Yeah. Er, Hans, I've just noticed something...
SS Officer #1 : [Looking through binoculars] These communists are all cowards.
SS Officer #2 : Have you looked at our caps recently?
SS Officer #1 : Our caps?
SS Officer #2 : The badges on our caps, have you looked at them?
SS Officer #1 : What? No. A bit.
SS Officer #2 : They've got skulls on them. Have you noticed that our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them?
SS Officer #1 : Uh, I don't...
SS Officer #2 : Hans... are we the baddies?
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Ted : Ooo, and that's a bad miss.
Peter : It's very upsetting for him. Harry Vaughn, of course, is old enough to remember the days when that long walk back from the table ended in the consolation of a proper drink.
Ted : Instead, all he can do is imagine that pint at the end of the session, the cooling larger-y swallow and that first suck on a Lambert.
Peter : What a contrast, look at Harry Vaughn there, staring mournfully at his water.
Ted : Look at that, you could put a goldfish in that glass and it wouldn't even die.
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Henry : I've had just about enough of you talking to me like this. I'd like to see the manager.
Waiter : How can I possibly introduce you to the manager? You haven't shaved, you're not wearing a tie and you hold your ladle like a pen. Now take your gaudy but gratifyingly mute girlfriend and get out.
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SS Officer #2 : I really can't think of anything worse as a symbol than a skull.
SS Officer #1 : A rat's anus?
SS Officer #2 : Yes, and if we were fighting an army matching under the banner of a rat's anus I'd probably be a lot less worried, Hans.
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Robert Webb : [running in] David! I've got this great... why are you being filmed?
David Mitchell : It's for the background of one of the DVD menus.
Robert Webb : What, just you sitting there?
David Mitchell : Yeah, I sit here for five minutes and they loop it. At one point I scratch my face.
Robert Webb : Well, who's gonna watch that?
David Mitchell : Freaks.