- Daisuke Jigen: [after hearing about Fujiko's abduction] I'm just not buying it yet, Lupin.
- Arsène Lupin III: Oh, so I'm lying? Is that it?
- Daisuke Jigen: I didn't exactly say that, now did I? I'm saying, why kidnap someone who's more trouble than she's worth?
- [after reading the newspaper, Lupin angrily balls it up]
- Daisuke Jigen: So, anything interesting in today's newspaper?
- Arsène Lupin III: Oh, just that the FBI is after us for killing Fujiko and ripping off Don Kecchi!
- Arsène Lupin III: [while spying on Kecchi] Whoa! Guy's got issues.
- Fujiko Mine: He's also got a lot of money. So now that he's shown his true colors, you in?
- Arsène Lupin III: Oh, yeah. Count me in, but stealing his dough isn't punishment enough after all he's done.
- Fujiko Mine: Just what do you have in mind?
- Arsène Lupin III: A little tit for tat. Anyone who sets me up gets the same in return.
- Daisuke Jigen: Sounds like old Kecchi's blowing a gasket.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Greed is certainly a terrible thing.
- [a battered Fujiko goes up to Zenigata, thinking he's Lupin in disguise]
- Fujiko Mine: Lupin. Hi.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: You're Fujiko!
- Fujiko Mine: Hey! Don't play that game! The charade is over now and I want my share. It's all there. A billion, right?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Yeah, that's right. A billion. All of it on its way to charity.
- Fujiko Mine: [realizing it's not Lupin she's talking to] Oh, no! You're him!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: That's right. And the moral is, that justice always wins.
- [Fujiko manages to get the Lupin hologram to stop looping, but now she has it on pause so it looks like he's at the window]
- Arsène Lupin III: We're really up the creek.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Lupin, what's happened?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [Lupin] Now, get this guy out of here!
- Arsène Lupin III: Jigen, get us out of this, willya?
- Daisuke Jigen: Hey, don't look at me, pal. It was your friggin' girlfriend Fujiko who got us into this whole damn mess.
- Arsène Lupin III: Kecchi's back.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [Lupin] Don't even think about it, Lupin. Just hold it right there.