- Cubbi Gummi: I am not playing! I have responsibilities! Calla made me the Unseen Defender of Dunwyn! Remember?
- Tummi Gummi: I still think Gummis don't belong in the castle. It's dumb.
- Cubbi Gummi: But I am more then a Gummi. I am the Crimson Avenger! I am the protector of all that is good.
- Tummi Gummi: Good and dumb!
- Cubbi Gummi: I didn't think defending the castle could be so boring. What's the use of being the Unseen Defender, if nothing needs defending?
- Cubbi Gummi: The root of evil tastes terrible, and doesn't pay very well, either. Or was it the other way around?
- Tummi Gummi: Do you know how dangerous what you're doing is?
- Cubbi Gummi: Please don't tell anyone.
- Tummi Gummi: [circling him] Hey, wait. You're not eight-and-a-half feet tall.
- Tummi Gummi: Oh, you're not supposed to be out after bedtime without an adult.
- Cubbi Gummi: I know. That's why you have to go with me.
- Tummi Gummi: Makes sense.
- Cubbi Gummi: Besides, every hero needs a sidekick. It's a rule. I dub you sir Tummi!
- Cubbi Gummi: Isn't this great?
- Tummi Gummi: [with Cubbi's cape blowing back in the Quick Car into his mouth] Wut... duffim!
- Henchman: [fleeing] Help! Help!
- Shop Woman: [chasing with a broom] *I'll* help ya! When I get my hands on ya I'll break ya!
- King Gregor: Where did I go wrong? I spoiled her, didn't I? It - it was that pony I brought her for her sixth birthday.
- King Gregor: Who was that masked man?
- Sir Tuxford: I'm sure I don't know, Your Majesty. But he certainly was a snappy dresser.
- Cubbi Gummi: I am defender of the castle, I am defender of the castle, I am defender of the castle, I am defender of the castle, I am defender of the castle.
- Cubbi Gummi: No. Since no one gets a good look at me, the stories have gotten a little out of hand. After all, I work mostly at night.
- Cubbi Gummi: People of Dunwyn! Rest easy tonight! For the Crimson Avenger and his loyal sidekick, Pronto, are keeping you safe!
- Cubbi Gummi: Ah. I cleaned up the forest already. It's time I moved on something bigger! Don't be such a spoiled sport, nothing will happen.
- Cubbi Gummi: It wasn't supposed to work out like this. It was supposed to be fun! It isn't fun anymore!
- Cubbi Gummi: But I've sworn off crime-fighting, Tummi. I don't want to hurt anyone ever again. What am I gonna do?
- Cubbi Gummi: I'll make it up to you Tummi, I swear. I'll never go out as the Crimson Avenger again! Never! Just get better, ok?
- Cubbi Gummi: So Sunni was right. But what can I do? I can't let the villain get scott-free. A-ha. maybe the castle guards'll help me?