How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
How Lily Stole Christmas (2006)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
Quotes
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Barney : [Sick in bed] This is a low point for the Barnacle. I should be out playing laser tag, being awesome. Don't look at me, I'm hideous!
Robin : Oh, come on. You look like a regular guy.
Barney : Exactly. I'm a Ted. Look at me, I'm wearing elastic waistband fleece pants.
Robin : But they're comfy, right?
Barney : [Weakly and ashamed] Yes...
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Marshall Eriksen : [During his break-up with Lily] Yeah. No, you're right. Lily would laugh at anything.
Barney : She'd give it up for a bad pun. I'm telling you, she's a laugh slut.
Ted : Remember that time we heard her laughing and we thought she was watching Weekend At Bernie's, but it turned out she was watching Weekend At Bernie's *2*?
Barney : And her art? "I'm Lily, I'm an artist." She doesn't even own a beret.
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Barney : Oh, Robin, my simple friend from the untamed north, let me tell you about a little thing I like to call mind over body. You see, whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story. Yeah, in two minutes, I'm going to pound a sixer of Red Bull, hop in a cab, play a couple of hours of laser tag, maybe get a spray-on tan... it's gonna be legen- wait for it-...
[he falls asleep]
Barney : .