How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
How Lily Stole Christmas (2006)
Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin
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Quotes
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Lily Aldrin : [Flashback to Lily and Ted in college, very stoned] When I was a kid, all I wanted was an Easy Bake Oven. I begged and I begged, but all I got was a stupid Lego set because my feminist mom didn't want me conforming to traditional gender roles.
Ted : Easy Bake Oven - that's what I'm going to call my van.
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Lily Aldrin : [At Lily's apartment] Some friend, you called me a Grinch.
Ted : You were a Grinch!
Lily Aldrin : How can you...
Ted : Grinchy, Grinch, Grinch, Grinch, Grinch, Grinch, Grinch.
[the lights go out]
Lily Aldrin : Happy? Now, you've pissed off the big guy upstairs.
Ted : Yeah, I'm sure God cares if I...
Man upstairs : [Yelling downstairs] You use that language again and I'll turn off your water!
Lily Aldrin : That's my super. He lives above me. Great. Thanks to your filthy mouth, now I'm going to have Christmas alone in the dark.
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Lily Aldrin : [about why she's mad at Ted] Do you know what I would do if one of my kindergarteners used language like that? I would be on the phone with their parents!
Ted : I'm not a kindergartener.
Lily Aldrin : Exactly! You know what that word means! You know that calling people names is mean and hurtful... assface!
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Ted : I promise I will never call you a... you know, ever again.
Lily Aldrin : It's okay. I was kind of a Grinch!
Boy : What's a Grinch?
Lily Aldrin : Umm... it's a word you shouldn't say!
Boy : Mom, what's a Grinch?
[Stacy spits out her drink in horror]
Kids : [Chanting] Grinch! Grinch! Grinch!
Ted : Uhh, Merry Christmas!
[Running out with his friends]
Ted : Let's get out of here!