How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

How Lily Stole Christmas (2006)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

Quotes 

• Barney : [Sick in bed]  This is a low point for the Barnacle. I should be out playing laser tag, being awesome. Don't look at me, I'm hideous!

  Robin : Oh, come on. You look like a regular guy.

  Barney : Exactly. I'm a Ted. Look at me, I'm wearing elastic waistband fleece pants.

  Robin : But they're comfy, right?

  Barney : [Weakly and ashamed]  Yes...

• Robin : At least you apologized, right?

  Ted : Of course I apologized. "I'm sorry" were the first two words out of that mouth.

  Ted : [Flashback]  I'm sorry, but I'm not apologizing.

• Robin : You're spending Christmas Eve with your family? Baby, that sucks. I'm so sorry.

  Ted : Uh, they're fine. They're just... they're a little weird. You know they don't believe in gifts or Christmas trees. And they think Santa's how Satan spells his name when he wants to trick us.

• Robin : Your spending Christmas Eve with your family? That sucks!