The Office (TV Series)
A Benihana Christmas (2006)
Ed Helms: Andy Bernard
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Quotes
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Dwight Schrute : Pam and Karen, I am ordering you to cease and desist all party planning immediately.
Pam Beesley : You can't do that.
Dwight Schrute : As ranking number three in this office, I am order...
Andy : [grunts] I'm number three.
Dwight Schrute : You're number four.
Andy : Yeah, but I'm number three.
Dwight Schrute : Uh, no.
[to Pam]
Dwight Schrute : You must turn over to me all Christmas decorations and party paraphernalia immediately. They will be returned to you on January 4th.
Jim Halpert : Okay, I think I can help here.
Dwight Schrute : Okay, good. They...
Jim Halpert : As ranking number two, I am starting a committee to determine the validity of the two committees, and I am the sole member of the committee. The committee will act on this now.
Dwight Schrute : Okay, this is stupid.
Jim Halpert : Could you please keep it down? I'm in session.
[long pause]
Jim Halpert : I have determined that this committee is valid.
Dwight Schrute : What? No! No! Wait! Wait, wait, wait.
[thinks about it]
Dwight Schrute : Permission to join the Validity Committee.
Jim Halpert : Permission denied.
Dwight Schrute : Damn it.