Michael Rapaport: Dave Gold

Quotes 

• Mike Gold : [when Mike decides to go nude around the house, Dave surprises him by doing the same]  What are you doing?

  Dave Gold : Nothin'.

  Mike Gold : [averting his eyes]  Why are you naked?

  Dave Gold : What? Y'know, I thought about what you said, and y'know what, you were right. I mean, this is very freeing. Look, I can stretch, I can jump...

  Mike Gold : Stop!

  Dave Gold : ...I can wiggle.

  Mike Gold : Stop that!

  Dave Gold : What? I'm comfortable, aren't you?

  Mike Gold : No, Dad, I'm not. I'm not comfortable. In fact, I may never be comfortable again. Look, OK, I get it, all right, it's creepy and I promise I will never *ever* go naked in this house again.

  Dave Gold : So, you realize now that nudity is inappropriate and your body is something to be ashamed of?

  Mike Gold : Yes.

  Dave Gold : Good. Then my job is done. G'night.