- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, Pops! Nice of you to drop by. What are you in for?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Good gravy! Lupin, you're actually locked up!
- Arsène Lupin III: Very good. So tell me, what eventually gave it away? Was it my handsome face?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Handsome? That monkey face of yours would even scare away other monkeys, you idiot!
- Bonnie Parker: Hey, Clyde, what in the hell's the matter with these guys? Ain't they never heard of the famous bank-robbing team of Bonnie and Clyde before? I tell ya, the school system in this country's going down the drain.
- Daisuke Jigen: Yeah, I heard of 'em. Did some real damage way back in the Depression - that is, before they got riddled full of holes by the Feds in a shootout.
- Daisuke Jigen: [to Clyde] Old man, let me give you a little piece of advice: from now on, just stick to mynah birds. They're a whole lot more reliable than women are.
- [Zenigata clings to a missile that is speeding uncontrollably through the desert]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Dang it! How the hell am I supposed to get off this thing? Hey, please! Somebody help me! Whoa! Lupin, stop this crazy thing!