- Homer Simpson: Do you know who you were kissing?
- Grampa Simpson: Yes, I know who I was kissing. I also know why. I'm a little shaky on when and where, but I have my theories.
- Bart Simpson: Pinball, eh? I've heard of that.
- [starts playing]
- Bart Simpson: Wow, the graphics are amazing. The ball almost seems real.
- Homer Simpson: Aah! A bear is eating my father!
- Selma Bouvier: I'm Selma.
- Homer Simpson: Aah! A talking bear is eating my father!
- Bart Simpson: Lower the drawbridge!
- Lisa Simpson: What's the password.
- Bart Simpson: [begrudgingly] I love my sister.
- Lisa Simpson: We beat them back! Now we can enjoy Boxingham Palace in peace.
- Bart Simpson: Wanna melt it with a hose?
- Lisa Simpson: Yeah, I guess. A couple of birds pooped on it over here.