How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Columns (2007)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
Quotes
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Barney Stinson : Hey, guys! Guess what I got? A new dart!
Robin Scherbatsky : Oh wow, a new dart!
Ted Mosby : Hey, that new dart is great!
Robin Scherbatsky : I did not know you were such a fan of "new dart", Barney!
Barney Stinson : Oh yes, Robyn, I just love "nude art"..."nude art"
Barney Stinson : [after an awkward stare from Marshall] "nude art"!
[laughs]
Marshall Eriksen : You found the painting, didn't you?
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Barney Stinson : [after seeing the picture Lily painted of him] She left out little Barney... Barnickle Jr... My Barnana...
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Lily Aldrin : [Trying to paint Barney with a sword in his hand] I don't think your sword will fit.
Barney Stinson : I get that a lot.
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Barney Stinson : You have been blessed with a wonderful gift.
Lily Aldrin : Thank you!
Barney Stinson : I meant me.
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Barney Stinson : In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.
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Marshall Eriksen : [about Ted's situation at work] You've just gotta ask yourself; "Who's the Boss?"
Ted Mosby : Tony!
Robin Scherbatsky : Angela!
Barney Stinson : *Mona!*
Lily Aldrin : [as Robin stares at him with confusion] Mona?
Barney Stinson : Watch it more closely. Rock your world...