How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Columns (2007)

Joe Nieves: Carl

Quotes 

• Carl : Hey Marshall, what are you having?

  Marshall Eriksen : What I'll have, oh I don't know maybe a beer and that nude painting of me hanging behind the bar!

  Carl : Oh, I'm sorry. That painting is property of the bar.

  Marshall Eriksen : I know that Barney gave you that painting!

  Carl : I don't know what you're talking about...

  Marshall Eriksen : Whatever he is paying you I'll pay you double!

  Carl : I doubt it.

  Marshall Eriksen : Whatever he is paying you I'll pay you that plus ten bucks!

  Carl : I doubt it.

  Marshall Eriksen : Alright, you know what, Carl? You just lost yourself a regular customer!

  Carl : [Beat]  I doubt it.