How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Columns (2007)
Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen
Quotes
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Carl : Hey Marshall, what are you having?
Marshall Eriksen : What I'll have, oh I don't know maybe a beer and that nude painting of me hanging behind the bar!
Carl : Oh, I'm sorry. That painting is property of the bar.
Marshall Eriksen : I know that Barney gave you that painting!
Carl : I don't know what you're talking about...
Marshall Eriksen : Whatever he is paying you I'll pay you double!
Carl : I doubt it.
Marshall Eriksen : Whatever he is paying you I'll pay you that plus ten bucks!
Carl : I doubt it.
Marshall Eriksen : Alright, you know what, Carl? You just lost yourself a regular customer!
Carl : [Beat] I doubt it.
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Barney Stinson : Hey, guys! Guess what I got? A new dart!
Robin Scherbatsky : Oh wow, a new dart!
Ted Mosby : Hey, that new dart is great!
Robin Scherbatsky : I did not know you were such a fan of "new dart", Barney!
Barney Stinson : Oh yes, Robyn, I just love "nude art"..."nude art"
Barney Stinson : [after an awkward stare from Marshall] "nude art"!
[laughs]
Marshall Eriksen : You found the painting, didn't you?
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Lily Aldrin : [about Marshall's nude painting] I knew this day would come.
Marshall Eriksen : How did you know that?
Lily Aldrin : Because I didn't hide it very well.
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Marshall Eriksen : [about Ted's situation at work] You've just gotta ask yourself; "Who's the Boss?"
Ted Mosby : Tony!
Robin Scherbatsky : Angela!
Barney Stinson : *Mona!*
Lily Aldrin : [as Robin stares at him with confusion] Mona?
Barney Stinson : Watch it more closely. Rock your world...