How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Columns (2007)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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• Ted Mosby : [about Hammond Druthers]  Well... it's awkward, I mean, the guy used to be my boss. So, I went to talk to the managing partner...

  Brady : Fire him.

  Ted Mosby : Well, sir, I was thinking he could just be put on a different project.

  Ted Mosby : Fire him! He's an arrogant, washed-up, pain in the ass. In fact, fire everyone on that project. Druthers, Mosby, the whole lot of them.

  Ted Mosby : [Sheepish]  Mosby, sir? I, I... I hear Mosby's doing some great work.

  Brady : Fine, Mosby can stay. But tell him he's on thin ice. Come here.

  [Pinches Ted's cheeks] 

  Brady : I like you, Crosby.

• Barney Stinson : Hey, guys! Guess what I got? A new dart!

  Robin Scherbatsky : Oh wow, a new dart!

  Ted Mosby : Hey, that new dart is great!

  Robin Scherbatsky : I did not know you were such a fan of "new dart", Barney!

  Barney Stinson : Oh yes, Robyn, I just love "nude art"..."nude art"

  Barney Stinson : [after an awkward stare from Marshall]  "nude art"!

  [laughs] 

  Marshall Eriksen : You found the painting, didn't you?

• Ted Mosby : Robin, I just had a great idea.

  Robin Scherbatsky : [Trying to sleep]  Do whatever you want to me, just don't wake me up...

• Ted Mosby : [after watching Marshall steal his nude painting from the bar]  One of my worst fears just came true- I saw Marshall grab himself naked.

• Ted Mosby : [after Barney shows him a picture of Naked-Marshall]  Oh my God. This is awesome times awesome, it's awesome square.

• Marshall Eriksen : [about Ted's situation at work]  You've just gotta ask yourself; "Who's the Boss?"

  Ted Mosby : Tony!

  Robin Scherbatsky : Angela!

  Barney Stinson : *Mona!*

  Lily Aldrin : [as Robin stares at him with confusion]  Mona?

  Barney Stinson : Watch it more closely. Rock your world...