- Ryan Atwood: Your ex-husband wrote this about you?
- Taylor Townsend: [defensively] A novel. Not a memoir. It's a big difference. Ask James Frey.
- [getting down in front of him, looking up]
- Taylor Townsend: Things between us have been so good lately, and I wouldn't want one silly erotic novel to change all that. So, I'm gonna ask you a favor: please don't read it.
- Ryan Atwood: [self-depreciating gesture] Look, I've never read a romance novel before.
- Taylor Townsend: [wryly, to herself] Shocker.
- Ryan Atwood: And I'm not gonna start now.
- Taylor Townsend: [relieved] Thank you. I'm gonna put this away now, and we'll never have to talk about it again.
- Ryan Atwood: [guffaws] Until the movie comes out.
- Taylor Townsend: Yeah right, like they could make a movie about that. Maybe at the adult DVD store.
- [Ryan thinks about this]
- Summer Roberts: [grabbing the book from Taylor's handbag] A Season For Peaches? You know, I'm reading this. This is dirty.
- Taylor Townsend: [indignant] Excuse me, the girl just has a healthy sex drive.
- Summer Roberts: Yeah, for a hooker.
- Taylor Townsend: [snatching back the book] Would you just give me that?
- [stuffing it back in her handbag]
- Taylor Townsend: Thank you.
- [storming out, retorting over her shoulder]
- Taylor Townsend: She was just young and confused, okay?
- Taylor Townsend: I just can't believe it. I mean, did you read every page? Even...
- Ryan Atwood: Page 47, yeah.
- Taylor Townsend: Okay, Ryan, even if I was that limber, you know I would never do it in the Chunnel.
- Ryan Atwood: Brilliant plan. Good luck getting rejected.
- Seth Cohen: Fortunately, it's something I excel at.