Super Gran (TV Series)
Supergran and the World's Worst Circus (1986)
Iain Cuthbertson: The Scunner Campbell
Quotes
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old lady : Hey! You're not the real Father Christmas.
The Scunner Campbell : Push off, pie face.
old lady : He's old and kind, with real white hair and whiskers.
The Scunner Campbell : How'd you like my sack in your gob, you fur coated frump, eh?
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The Scunner Campbell : [posing as Father Christmas] And what would you like for Christmas, Walt?
[Walt whispers into Santa Scunner's ear]
The Scunner Campbell : Replace your wife with a Page Three lookalike? No chance, Walt.
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The Scunner Campbell : [to Christmas carolers] Dickensian humbugs!