- Jonah Roberts: So what are we going to do with the money?
- Dr. Grant 'Doc' Roberts: I thought we could pay off the mortgage and buy some savings bonds.
- Nicole Roberts: Savings bonds?
- Jonah Roberts: Mortgage? No no no! We gotta do something really special with it. You deserve it. You owe it to yourself. Something like, uh ...
- Nicole Roberts: A trip to Europe.
- Jonah Roberts: A cigarette boat. Twin V-8. A spoiler. A nose that goes on forever.
- Nicole Roberts: He doesn't want a stink pot. There's the sweetest little sloop for sale in the marina.
- Jonah Roberts: Great - it takes a week to get across the harbour.
- Nicole Roberts: What's your hurry?
- Jonah Roberts: Dad's a busy man. He doesn't have time to sail.
- Nicole Roberts: So you want the Environmentalist of the Year to drive around in a boat that pumps out his body weight in fossil carbons every hour?
- Jonah Roberts: You're right. *I* better drive it.