How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Monday Night Football (2007)
Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen
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Quotes
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Barney Stinson : [Superbowl, 2006] I'll give you the Seahawks plus six points for 500 bucks.
Marshall Eriksen : Are you crazy? Maybe for $50.
Barney Stinson : [Freaking out] $50? What fun is $50? Why don't we just bet air? God, Marshall!
[Normal]
Barney Stinson : Okay, $50.
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Marshall Eriksen : [In Lily's Kindergarten class] I'm trying to hide out 'cause I don't want to know who won the Super Bowl.
Doug : I know who won.
Marshall Eriksen : Oh, um, that's great, but I really don't want to know, so if you could just keep that to yourself.
Doug : How badly do you not want to know?
Marshall Eriksen : Excuse me?
Doug : Ten bucks.
Marshall Eriksen : Are you serious?
Doug : Just went up to eight.
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Marshall Eriksen : [Watching the Superbowl, 2004] Hey, Barney, I bet you 20 bucks that Casey misses this field goal.
Barney Stinson : I don't bet. Betting's for suckers.
Marshall Eriksen : Make it like a dollar or something, you know. Who cares? No big deal.
Barney Stinson : Fine.
Marshall Eriksen : See, there you go, he made it. You win.
[Hands Barney a dollar]
Barney Stinson : Wait. This is mine, just like that? God, that feels good. No, that feels really... good. What else can we bet on?
Marshall Eriksen : Nothing, it's the halftime show.
Lily Aldrin : Oh, so lame. Nobody even pays attention. I mean, Janet Jackson, who cares?
[Everyone leaves]
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Wendy : Oh, God, you didn't hear? Mark died.
Lily Aldrin : Oh, my God.
Marshall Eriksen : Oh, my gosh.
Wendy : The funeral's tomorrow at 6:00, and I know it would have meant a lot to Mark if you came. You guys were his favorite customers.
Lily Aldrin , Ted Mosby , Marshall Eriksen , Barney Stinson , Robin Scherbatsky : Stay strong. We're so sorry.
[the waitress leaves]
Ted Mosby : Who was Mark?
Marshall Eriksen : No idea.
Barney Stinson : Not a clue.
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Robin Scherbatsky : [At Mark's funeral] This is going faster than I thought. We'll make an appearance at the bar for the wake, we'll be watching the game by 8:00.
Carl : [At the Bar, 2am] And even though we didn't see any whales, Mark and I both said it was the best day of our lives. Okay, I'm getting us another round. And when I come back, everyone else is telling their favorite Mark story.
Marshall Eriksen : Dibs on the one Carl just told.