Gavin & Stacey (TV Series)
Episode #1.3 (2007)
Rob Brydon: Bryn West
Quotes
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Bryn : Gwen, have you ever heard such nonsense?
Gwen : Well, it can't do any harm, can it?
Bryn : You've changed your tune!
Gwen : Well, what's the problem? We can drive up, and you'll get a chance to try out your SatNav.
Bryn : Oh... Ah... Now that is a thought. Yes. Yes. Stacey, please inform the Shipmans that I accept their offer and very much look foward to meeting them.
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[the men are in the kitchen, drinking the home-brewed beer that Smithy has brought]
Bryn : Ooh, it's strong, isn't it?
Mick : Yeah. You don't want too much of it. What percent is it, again?
Smithy : Nineteen.
Bryn : Oh yeah. Whoo! I like it. The funny thing is, it's not my usual tipple. Normally, I prefer a Cinzano.
[Gavin laughs a little, Smithy laughs loudly]
Smithy : [Mimicking Bryn's accent] Cinzano!
[he laughs]
Smithy : I love your accent, Bryn! It's so much better than Stacey's. Say something else, go on, go on.
Bryn : All right, uh, bear with me. I got it.
[in a thick accent]
Bryn : I'm going down the Arms Park for half a dark!
[They all laugh]
Gavin : Now say something in Welsh. You know, in Welsh.
Bryn : That's the thing, you see, I can't.
Smithy : How do you mean?
Bryn : I cannot speak the Welsh language. It's a constant source of embarrassment to me, but Welsh is not my mother tongue.
Mick : Now, why is that, Bryn? Cos, every time I've been down there it seems none of you can speak it. I mean, you spend all that money on them signs and none of you can read 'em.
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Pam : And you must be Uncle Bryne... uh, Brian.
Bryn : [shaking hands with her] Bryn.
Pam : Bryn.
Bryn : It means "hill" in Welsh.
Pam : Does it really? Do you know, I've no idea what my name means in Welsh.
Nessa : Why.
Pam : Cos I don't speak the lingo, darling.
Nessa : No, in Welsh Pam means "why".
Pam : Oh.
Nessa : [thinks] Or "brick".
