- Stacey: [coming out of the changing rooms wearing a wedding dress] I know it's white, right, but who can honestly say, hand on heart, that they're a virgin these days?
- Mick Shipman: [while he and Gavin are looking at a wedding car] I mean, who wants to see a horse having a crap outside the church, when you're stood there in all your finery?
- Magician: I can saw the bride in half. I can saw the groom in half. I can saw the best man in half.
- Bryn West: Will you saw me in half?
- Magician: What relationship are you to the bride or groom?
- Bryn West: I'm the bride's uncle.
- Magician: No.
- Bryn West: Yeah, but... hang on. Her father, my brother... he's dead, see?
- Magician: Oh right. Yeah, well that does change things.
- [Bryn smiles]