Scrubs (TV Series)

My Musical (2007)

John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox

Quotes 

• Dr. Cox : It's your hair, your nose, your chinless face. You always need a hug. Not to mention all the manly Appletinies that you chug. That you think I am your mentor, just continues to perplex. And oh my God stop telling me when you have nerdy sex!

  J.D. : And by the way, the last time Kim was in town we took some Appeltinies and poored 'em on our good parts!

  Dr. Cox : See now newbie that's the thing you do that drives me up a tree. 'Cause no matter how I rant at you, you never let me be. So I'm stuck with all your day dreaming, your wish to be my son. It makes me sucidial! And I'm not the only one. No I'm not the only one.

  [lights go out, a spotlight falls on the Janitor] 

• Patti : [singing]  Dr. Cox, I'm not crazy!

  Dr. Perry Cox : [singing]  Am I still singing?

  Patti : [singing]  Singing like a bird.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [singing]  Dr. Cox, huge news! I pulled some strings and got the parking spot right behind yours! Bumper Buddies!

• Patti : [singing]  What's going to happen? / What does the future hold? / So many things that I've put off / Assuming I'd have time / Assuming I'd grow old. / What's going to happen? / And will I be alive tomorrow? / What's going to happen... / To me?

  Dr. Perry Cox : [singing]  You're going to be okay.

  Dr. Perry Cox , Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian , Dr. Elliot Reid , Dr. Christopher Turk , The Janitor , Dr. Bob Kelso , Nurse Carla Espinosa , Doug Murphy , Ted Buckland : That's what's going to happen. / Everything's okay. / We're right here beside you / We won't let you slip away. / Plan for tomorrow / 'Cause we swear to you, / You're going to be okay.

  Patti : I'm going to be okay.

  Dr. Perry Cox , Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian , Dr. Elliot Reid , Dr. Christopher Turk , Dr. Bob Kelso , Nurse Carla Espinosa : That's what's going to happen.

  Patti : Everything's okay.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian , Dr. Christopher Turk , Dr. Bob Kelso : Everything's okay.

  Dr. Perry Cox , Dr. Elliot Reid , Dr. Bob Kelso : We would never leave you.

  Dr. Perry Cox , Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian , Dr. Elliot Reid , Dr. Christopher Turk , Dr. Bob Kelso , Nurse Carla Espinosa : Right here we will stay. / Plan for tomorrow, / 'Cause we swear to you / You're going to be okay.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [last sung line of the episode]  We hope.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Shhhhhh.