Boys of Summerville (2008)

Wes Murphy: Rocky

Quotes 

• Rocky : Oh my gaw, bro! Look!

  [points to Peter's car] 

  Rocky : Hey, you want me to go in there and kick her crap for you?

  Murr : Bible says you're not supposed to hit girls, Rocky.

  Peter : Don't Worry Murr. I'm going to keep Rocky on a short leash tonight.

  [Peter gets out of car] 

  Murr : Okay, Pee Pee.

  Rocky : Hey I'll be right there, Peter. Got to get my look on.

  [checks himself in the rear-view mirror] 

  Rocky : And Murr! You better not start telling me that I can't drink or smoke or pick up women.

  Murr : [long awkward pause]  You're going to Hell, Rocky.

• Billy : [sees Rocky walk by, mustache covered in icing]  Hey, mister... did you eat my cake?

  Rocky : What? No. I was in the bathroom.

  Billy : Then what's all over you're mustache?

  Billy's Father : [walking up to meet Billy]  Hey Billy. What's the problem, buddy?

  Billy : He ate my cake, dad!

  [points to Rocky] 

  Billy's Father : Sir? Did you eat my son's birthday cake?

  Rocky : Listen, man, I said I didn't!

  Billy : Yes you did! You ate my cake and you owe me another cake!

  Rocky : Hey, listen you little butt munch! I didn't eat your cake and I don't owe you another cake!

  Billy's Mother : You have no right to talk to my song that way!

  Rocky : I can talk however I want! I play softball!

• Rocky : Michelle... this is a tape of me and my last girlfriend.

  Michelle : Oh, Rocky, I'm flattered, but I really don't think that's any of my business!

  Rocky : Huh? Wait, no, this one ain't that. I don't think.

  [reads label] 

  Rocky : No. This one ain't that.

• Rocky : [looking at a picture of Peter's dad with his old softball team]  Remember how I'd spend the night almost every Friday just so we could wake up early on Saturday to go watch him play?

  Peter : I remember how I'd want to sleep in and you'd drag me to those games.

  Rocky : Bull, Peter. You loved watching your dad play and you know it. And I'd say it helped, too, because you was looking just like him out there...

  Peter : [grabs Rocky by the shoulders]  Look. Just because you loved to watch the man play... doesn't mean everyone else did.

• Rocky : [at open mic night]  Let's see I did a song for Porky's Bar-B-Q Pit, the Sweaty Dog Hair Salon... Hey, I even did one for Mayor Higgins when he was running for mayor last year!

  Mayor Higgins : And that's what everyone says won me another 4 years!

  Rocky : Rock on! Hey I bet you'd have even won if there was someone running against you, too!

  Mayor Higgins : Don't you know it!