Albert Hague: Mr. Shorofsky

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• Mr. Shorofsky : Any luck?

  Mrs. Berg : No cigar, Mr. Shorofsky. Dwight Mendenhall is in there, right now, with Mr. Dyrenforth, discussing tacticts to flush out the Yearbook Marauder as Dwight affectionally calls him.

• Mrs. Berg : I would hate to believe that anyone in this school was so heartless to steal the yearbook money.

  Mr. Shorofsky : Is there any chance that you might have misplaced it, Mrs. Berg?

  Mrs. Berg : Well, of course there is, I've been misplacing things for years.