Ann Nelson: Mrs. Berg

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• Mr. Shorofsky : Any luck?

  Mrs. Berg : No cigar, Mr. Shorofsky. Dwight Mendenhall is in there, right now, with Mr. Dyrenforth, discussing tacticts to flush out the Yearbook Marauder as Dwight affectionally calls him.

• Mrs. Berg : Well, it just seems that this pesky yearbook problem won't go away.

  Mr. Dyrenforth : What pesky yearbook problem? I'm not aware of any pesky yearbook problem since we found the money.

  Mrs. Berg : The money is the pesky problem. I'm afraid it's gone again.

  Mr. Dyrenforth : Gone? Are you sure you haven't just misplaced it again?

  Mrs. Berg : No, I've looked everywhere where I misplace things, and it's just not there.

• Mrs. Berg : I would hate to believe that anyone in this school was so heartless to steal the yearbook money.

  Mr. Shorofsky : Is there any chance that you might have misplaced it, Mrs. Berg?

  Mrs. Berg : Well, of course there is, I've been misplacing things for years.