How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Stuff (2007)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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Quotes 

• Barney : Lily, I love you. But asking someone to come see your play is like asking for a ride to the airport, or to crash on someone's couch or to help you move. Call a cab, book a room, hire some movers and repeat after me, friends don't let friends come see their crappy play!

• Actor : I am Rage.

  Actress : I am Greed.

  Lily Aldrin : I am Rage!... uh, Envy.

  Barney Stinson : And I am outta here.

• Marshall Eriksen : Oh, baby, that was wonderful!

  Ted Mosby : I had no idea Greed was the killer!

  Robin Scherbatsky : And when it became a play within the play, I was, like, now we are really cookin'!

  Barney Stinson : [while hugging Lily]  Wow, Lily, it sucked!

  Marshall Eriksen : Barney...

  Barney Stinson : What? It was terrible. Oh, come on, you guys agree, right? Hey, sorry, I'm just being honest, 'cause, you know, we're friends.

  Lily Aldrin : No, friends make each other feel good! They... they build each other up and support them. That's what being a good friend is about.

  Barney Stinson : Yeah, if you're a smurf.

• Marshall Eriksen : Which would you rather make out with? Classic mermaid, top half human, bottom half fish; or inverted mermaid, top half fish, bottom half human?

  Barney Stinson : That depends. Is she fat?

  Marshall Eriksen : Yes, but she's half fish, so it's the good kind of fat.

• Barney : Mosit

  Lily : [freaks out and twitches] 

  Barney : Moist... mosit... moist

  [while Lily keeps twitching] 

  Ted : [Narrating to his kids in the future]  And that was only the first 40 mins of Uncle Barney's show

  Ted : And after that we had to endure

  Barney : [Spraying Lily with water with a small squirt gun from stage] 

  Barney : [Squirt guns empties]  I'm out, I have to go and refill. Please don't go, the shows not over.

  Marshall : [Disappointed]  I am never chosen for audience participation.

• Barney Stinson : I have to side with Robin on this one. Your apartment is so over cluttered. What, do you live in a Bennigan's?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Yeah, or a Denby's?

  [Others look confused] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : You don't have Denby's? Where do you get your grizzly ice-cream cones?

  Ted Mosby : Just let it go.