How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Stuff (2007)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Marshall Eriksen : Oh, baby, that was wonderful!
Ted Mosby : I had no idea Greed was the killer!
Robin Scherbatsky : And when it became a play within the play, I was, like, now we are really cookin'!
Barney Stinson : [while hugging Lily] Wow, Lily, it sucked!
Marshall Eriksen : Barney...
Barney Stinson : What? It was terrible. Oh, come on, you guys agree, right? Hey, sorry, I'm just being honest, 'cause, you know, we're friends.
Lily Aldrin : No, friends make each other feel good! They... they build each other up and support them. That's what being a good friend is about.
Barney Stinson : Yeah, if you're a smurf.
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Robin Scherbatsky : [Finds lotion that used to belong to one of Ted's exes] Do you still have feelings for her?
Ted Mosby : [Sarcastically] Yeah. I'm madly in love with her, and the only way I can deal with it is by holding on to a three dollar tube of lotion!
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Barney : Mosit
Lily : [freaks out and twitches]
Barney : Moist... mosit... moist
[while Lily keeps twitching]
Ted : [Narrating to his kids in the future] And that was only the first 40 mins of Uncle Barney's show
Ted : And after that we had to endure
Barney : [Spraying Lily with water with a small squirt gun from stage]
Barney : [Squirt guns empties] I'm out, I have to go and refill. Please don't go, the shows not over.
Marshall : [Disappointed] I am never chosen for audience participation.
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Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, my God. You've been robbed.
Ted Mosby : Nope. Just got rid of all my old girlfriend stuff.
Robin Scherbatsky : All that stuff was from your exes? Didn't you buy any stuff of your own?
Ted Mosby : What can I say? Papi got swag.
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Barney Stinson : I have to side with Robin on this one. Your apartment is so over cluttered. What, do you live in a Bennigan's?
Robin Scherbatsky : Yeah, or a Denby's?
[Others look confused]
Robin Scherbatsky : You don't have Denby's? Where do you get your grizzly ice-cream cones?
Ted Mosby : Just let it go.
