Skins (TV Series)

Maxxie and Anwar (2007)

Mike Bailey: Sid Jenkins

Quotes 

• Sid Jenkins : All right, Maxx?

  Maxxie : No.

  Tony : Why?

  Maxxie : Well, Anwar's decided to become a Muslim.

  Sid Jenkins : What, like, more Muslim than he was already?

  Maxxie : A bit more Muslim, yeah.

• [under Anka's covers] 

  Sid : Every time. Every fucking time. 'Buy three ounces of weed, Sidney.' 'Oh yes, sir.' 'Shove a bag of pills up your ass, Sidney.' 'Oh right away.' 'Come help me save some random chick.' 'Oh could I?' What have we learned, Sidney? Your friends are shitheads.

• Sid : I think I'm about to deliver.

  Tony Stonem : Great, just in time for Heathrow security.

• Sid : Okay so the plan is?

  Anwar : We get in, rescue her, get out, Sid's a big hero, Anwar gets his marbles gobbled. Simple.

• Sid : You would not believe what I've just been through. I jumped out of a window, got chased into a bush, waded through a river. All the while being chased by your nutter of a da. But it's okay though because I reckon I lost him.