The Weekenders (TV Series)
Crush Test Dummies (2000)
Jason Marsden: Tino Tonitini
Quotes
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Carver Descartes : [Carver thinks Lor is in love with him] There's only one thing to do.
Tino Tonitini : Sit down and discuss it like mature adults?
Carver Descartes : Ignore it and hope it goes away.
Tino Tonitini : Of course.
[Tino and Carver walk away to the table next to Lor and Tish]
Carver Descartes : My, what fine weather we are having.
Lor McQuarrie : Mmh. Whatever-Carver I need you.
Carver Descartes : Aah!
[Drops his tray and runs away]
Lor McQuarrie : Okay... what's up with him?
Tino Tonitini : Uh, he had to run home suddenly for a... reason... and... so do I!
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Tino Tonitini : [Tino is pointing to a chart describing how if Lor continues to moon over Carver, their fun will increase] As you can see, it indicates how in three weeks our fun levels will plunge to record lows.
Carver Descartes : Interesting, and how did you obtain your data?
Tino Tonitini : Made it up.
Carver Descartes : I see.
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Carver Descartes : Okay, it's not even nine yet and Lor has left two messages telling me how she wants to go to the mall with me! I'm in a panic spiral!
Tino Tonitini : Did you just say "panic spiral"?