Phil LaMarr: Carver Descartes

Quotes 

• Carver Descartes : [Carver thinks Lor is in love with him]  There's only one thing to do.

  Tino Tonitini : Sit down and discuss it like mature adults?

  Carver Descartes : Ignore it and hope it goes away.

  Tino Tonitini : Of course.

  [Tino and Carver walk away to the table next to Lor and Tish] 

  Carver Descartes : My, what fine weather we are having.

  Lor McQuarrie : Mmh. Whatever-Carver I need you.

  Carver Descartes : Aah!

  [Drops his tray and runs away] 

  Lor McQuarrie : Okay... what's up with him?

  Tino Tonitini : Uh, he had to run home suddenly for a... reason... and... so do I!

• Tino Tonitini : [Tino is pointing to a chart describing how if Lor continues to moon over Carver, their fun will increase]  As you can see, it indicates how in three weeks our fun levels will plunge to record lows.

  Carver Descartes : Interesting, and how did you obtain your data?

  Tino Tonitini : Made it up.

  Carver Descartes : I see.

• Carver Descartes : Okay, it's not even nine yet and Lor has left two messages telling me how she wants to go to the mall with me! I'm in a panic spiral!

  Tino Tonitini : Did you just say "panic spiral"?

• Tino's Mom : [Carver and Tino are asking Ms. Tonitini to replace Lor so Carver doesn't have to confront her]  All this, so you won't have to talk to Lor?

  Carver Descartes : Umm... pretty much.

  Tino's Mom : You know what? I don't want to hear it! You can't ruin your friendship with Lor just because you don't want to discuss feelings. If you do, I'll-I'll-Ugh! I'll have you arrested!

  [She walks into the house] 

  Carver Descartes : Wow, your mom's mad.