- Carver Descartes: [Carver thinks Lor is in love with him] There's only one thing to do.
- Tino Tonitini: Sit down and discuss it like mature adults?
- Carver Descartes: Ignore it and hope it goes away.
- Tino Tonitini: Of course.
- [Tino and Carver walk away to the table next to Lor and Tish]
- Carver Descartes: My, what fine weather we are having.
- Lor McQuarrie: Mmh. Whatever-Carver I need you.
- Carver Descartes: Aah!
- [Drops his tray and runs away]
- Lor McQuarrie: Okay... what's up with him?
- Tino Tonitini: Uh, he had to run home suddenly for a... reason... and... so do I!
- Tino Tonitini: [Tino is pointing to a chart describing how if Lor continues to moon over Carver, their fun will increase] As you can see, it indicates how in three weeks our fun levels will plunge to record lows.
- Carver Descartes: Interesting, and how did you obtain your data?
- Tino Tonitini: Made it up.
- Carver Descartes: I see.
- Carver Descartes: Okay, it's not even nine yet and Lor has left two messages telling me how she wants to go to the mall with me! I'm in a panic spiral!
- Tino Tonitini: Did you just say "panic spiral"?
- Tish Katsufrakus: [Lor's getting a makeover from Tish] Well? What do you think? Too classy?
- Lor McQuarrie: Tish, i'm dressed exactly like you.
- Tish Katsufrakus: You're right, it's too classy.
- Tino's Mom: [Carver and Tino are asking Ms. Tonitini to replace Lor so Carver doesn't have to confront her] All this, so you won't have to talk to Lor?
- Carver Descartes: Umm... pretty much.
- Tino's Mom: You know what? I don't want to hear it! You can't ruin your friendship with Lor just because you don't want to discuss feelings. If you do, I'll-I'll-Ugh! I'll have you arrested!
- [She walks into the house]
- Carver Descartes: Wow, your mom's mad.