Anita Barone: Vicky Gold

Quotes 

• [after Dave turns off the heat to save the environment, the kids bundle up and start complaining] 

  Vicky Gold : Hey, I thought you were all about the environment; now you're just abandoning it?

  [to Mike] 

  Vicky Gold : This is just like with that hamster. And Judaism. Come on, I know he's going overboard, but he's just trying to be a better person. I mean, yeah, sure, it's a pain in the ass right now, but these are fun family memories that you'll laugh about with your children one day.

  [Vicky laughs hysterically, trying to convince the kids, but they remain sullen] 

  Vicky Gold : OK, you're not laughing now, but trust me. Give it time.

  Mike Gold : I'm not gonna have any children if my wiener falls off!