The War at Home (TV Series)
It's Not Easy Being Green (2007)
Dean Collins: Mike Gold
Quotes
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[Dave is not thrilled about Family Movie Night]
Dave Gold : So, ah, what are we watching, gang?
Mike Gold : Oh, it's a great movie, Dad, you're gonna love it.
Dave Gold : What, Rocky? Rocky 2? Rocky 3?
Mike Gold : Dad, you know there are other great movies.
Dave Gold : Rambo? Rambo 2? Rambo 3?
Mike Gold : No, Dad, we're watching the critically-acclaimed film, 'An Inconvenient Truth'.
Dave Gold : 'An Inconvenient Truth' - Who the hell's in that?
Larry Gold : Al Gore.
Dave Gold : Al Gore? What the hell kinda action hero is Al Gore? Who'd he ever kill with an assault rifle? At least that Cheney guy blew somebody's face off with a shotgun.
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[after Dave turns off the heat to save the environment, the kids bundle up and start complaining]
Vicky Gold : Hey, I thought you were all about the environment; now you're just abandoning it?
[to Mike]
Vicky Gold : This is just like with that hamster. And Judaism. Come on, I know he's going overboard, but he's just trying to be a better person. I mean, yeah, sure, it's a pain in the ass right now, but these are fun family memories that you'll laugh about with your children one day.
[Vicky laughs hysterically, trying to convince the kids, but they remain sullen]
Vicky Gold : OK, you're not laughing now, but trust me. Give it time.
Mike Gold : I'm not gonna have any children if my wiener falls off!