- [Dave is not thrilled about Family Movie Night]
- Dave Gold: So, ah, what are we watching, gang?
- Mike Gold: Oh, it's a great movie, Dad, you're gonna love it.
- Dave Gold: What, Rocky? Rocky 2? Rocky 3?
- Mike Gold: Dad, you know there are other great movies.
- Dave Gold: Rambo? Rambo 2? Rambo 3?
- Mike Gold: No, Dad, we're watching the critically-acclaimed film, 'An Inconvenient Truth'.
- Dave Gold: 'An Inconvenient Truth' - Who the hell's in that?
- Larry Gold: Al Gore.
- Dave Gold: Al Gore? What the hell kinda action hero is Al Gore? Who'd he ever kill with an assault rifle? At least that Cheney guy blew somebody's face off with a shotgun.
- [after Dave turns off the heat to save the environment, the kids bundle up and start complaining]
- Vicky Gold: Hey, I thought you were all about the environment; now you're just abandoning it?
- [to Mike]
- Vicky Gold: This is just like with that hamster. And Judaism. Come on, I know he's going overboard, but he's just trying to be a better person. I mean, yeah, sure, it's a pain in the ass right now, but these are fun family memories that you'll laugh about with your children one day.
- [Vicky laughs hysterically, trying to convince the kids, but they remain sullen]
- Vicky Gold: OK, you're not laughing now, but trust me. Give it time.
- Mike Gold: I'm not gonna have any children if my wiener falls off!