Psych (TV Series)
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves Me, Oops He's Dead (2007)
Maggie Lawson: Juliet O'Hara
Quotes
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Lorraine : This is a speed dating first! You and you are a one hundred percent match from your personality questionnaires. I smell love!
[beat]
Juliet O'Hara : I need a drink.
Shawn Spencer : I gotta pee.
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Carlton Lassiter : [reading a note that Shawn wrote during one of his "episodes"] "To Lassie: On the alpine highway of life, you are my all-weather tires. H and K's, Shawn." What the hell is this?
Juliet O'Hara : [grinning] H and K's stands for Hugs and Kisses.
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[on their "speed date"]
Shawn Spencer : You, me, Burgess Meredith, Hume Cronyn, Nipsey Russell, deserted island. Who are you going to sleep with?
Juliet O'Hara : Wait... so it's you or a bunch of dead guys?
Shawn Spencer : Fair. I'll give you Scatman Crothers.
Juliet O'Hara : Dead.
Shawn Spencer : Flip Wilson?
Juliet O'Hara : Also dead.
Shawn Spencer : Donald Pleasance?
Juliet O'Hara : None of the above.
Shawn Spencer : None of the above? Jules, are you kidding me? You...
[timer goes off]
Shawn Spencer : You're going to miss me, aren't you? Little bit? Have fun on your next date. But I want you to think about that, okay? Like, if that really happened?
Juliet O'Hara : [gets up] Bye, Shawn.
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Juliet O'Hara : Wow, I had no idea you were so serious about bowling.
Shawn Spencer : Quite serious, quite serious. Matter of fact, LEGO wants to sponsor me this year.
Juliet O'Hara : Oh my God, that's great!
Shawn Spencer : They also want me to wear shoes made out of LEGOs, so I'm torn.
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Shawn Spencer : You need to show some chest hair. Chicks dig the sternum bush! Jules, back me up on the sternum bush.
Juliet O'Hara : I'm gonna go.