Kim Possible (TV Series)

The Cupid Effect (2007)

Will Friedle: Ron Stoppable

Quotes 

• [Last lines - Ron fears being hit with another "cupid ray"] 

  Kim Possible : Hey Ron, what are you doing?

  Ron Stoppable : Nothing!

  Kim Possible : You're weird.

  Ron Stoppable : Kim...

  Kim Possible : [romantically]  Shhh. I like weird.

• [Wade reads a love note for Monique that Ron gave him] 

  Wade Load : The humble earthworm is vital to agriculture, it moves through the soil by excreting lubricating mucus.

  Kim Possible , Monique : Eww!

  Ron Stoppable : Wait! That's my biology report! Oh no! That means...

  [camera cuts to Mr. Barkin grading Ron's "biology report"] 

  Mr. Steve Barkin : [sniffs]  That's a beautiful thought. A-plus, Stoppable!

• [Ron gives Wade romantic advice] 

  Wade Load : Shouldn't I just be myself?

  Ron Stoppable : Nah, that only works in cartoons.

• Ron Stoppable : So, I'm gonna teach you the fine art of charmin' and disarmin'.

  Wade Load : You?

  Ron Stoppable : Yes, me! Uh, 'scuse me, WHO is dating Kim Possible?

  Wade Load : Yeah, but... the laws of extreme improbability inexplicably worked out in your favor!

  Ron Stoppable : And we'll make them work for you... playah!

• Wade Load : Why is romance so much harder than microelectronics?

  Ron Stoppable : Well, you know, things would be a lot easier if, oh I don't know, you just invented a love ray that would make Monique fall in love with you.

  [laughs] 

  Wade Load : Hmmmm...

  [quietly] 

  Wade Load : Booyah.

• Ron Stoppable : Ok, OK, that's not really a bun warmer, is it? 'Cause my bun is lukewarm and Monique's all hottie-hot.

  Wade Load : Ok, it's a device that makes girls fall in love with me. I invented it!

  Ron Stoppable : What? That's great! That... that's WRONG! Oh, SO wrong! Wade!... Wait, which means it wasn't my mad love-school skills?

  Wade Load : Well, you gave me the idea for the love ray. That's something.

  Ron Stoppable : Me? No, I didn't! I was...

  [gasps] 

  Ron Stoppable : Oooh, so when I said...? and then you thought...? Then you did...?

  Wade Load : Yup!

  Ron Stoppable : [groans]  Oh, Kim's SO gonna blame me.

• Ron Stoppable : [dressed in drag]  Yeah, I did this before. Of course, I was brain-switched with Kim at the time.

• Ron Stoppable : Hey, gimme back my girlfriend!

  [Ron, dressed in drag takes off his wig and Junior laughs] 

  Ron Stoppable : Dude, what is so funny?

  Señor Senior Jr. : I thought you were a lady.

  Ron Stoppable : Well, you are no gentleman.