How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Bachelor Party (2007)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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• Barney : Alright, fine the stripper at Stuart's bachelor party was a fifteen.

  Ted : She was fifteen?

  Barney : A fifteen, like in Blackjack.

  Ted : As in not sure whether or not you should hit it?

  Barney : Exactly.

  Ted : Niice.

• Ted : We love naked women. Naked women are among the best things in the world. It goes naked women, democracy, that scene in Every Which Way But Loose where the monkey gives the finger.

• Ted : Barney, I want you to promise me. No strippers.

  Barney : Okay, I promise.

  [Winks] 

  Ted : I'm serious. No strippers.

  Barney : So am I. No strippers.

  [Winks] 

  Ted : Now say it without winking.

  Barney : No strippers.

  [Winks] 

  Ted : You just winked.

  Barney : No, I didn't.

  [Winks] 

• Barney : Okay, Ted, you won.

  Ted : [sees a stripper, even though they didn't hire one] 

  Barney : You are one pathetic loser.