- Dee Dee: Why are you so happy today, Dexter? Is it because you are in love?
- Dexter: No, no, no, you silly girl. I am happy because I FINALLY FOUND MY LASER GUN!
- Dexter: [smacks] Dexter, stop it! You can't just zap the creepy-eyed girl because she thinks you're her boyfriend, duh!
- Dexter: I know. But what else can I do?
- Dee Dee: Simple! Get her to fall in love with somebody else!
- Dexter: Impossible!
- Dee Dee: Why?
- Dexter: Cause once you love Dex, you love the best!
- [Dee Dee stares at Dexter]
- Dexter: Dee Dee, how long have known each other? Our whole lives, you say? No, in truth? Never? Or should I say, you never knew me? Because if you did, you would know I am a soul who requires peace, quiet and, most importantly, solitude. But every day, that solitude is inevitably broken by *you*.
- [Dee Dee looks on nervously]
- Dexter: Which is why I called you here. Now, I know these are tough times and a dollar does not go as far as it used to, but it is time to take stock, a time for responsibility, a time for change, for as the lab grows, so do my expectations, which, quite frankly, you're not living up to, which is why I have made this tough but firm decision. Dee Dee, you're fired.
- Dee Dee: [screaming] *WHAT*!
- [She is yelling and ranting at Dexter, while he simply pushes a button and a robot kicks her out of the lab and his room and down the hall and into her room]
- Dee Dee: How dare you kick me out! I'm gonna report you! I'll have your badge! I'll show you! You haven't heard the last from *Dee Dee*!