Hugo (2011)

Sacha Baron Cohen: Station Inspector

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Quotes 

• Lisette : Don't forget to smile.

  Station Inspector : Which one? I've mastered three!

• Station Inspector : [to his dog while in the bath]  If he is deceased, then who has been winding the clocks?

  [cut to reveal that the Inspector and the dog are in the bath together] 

• Hugo Cabret : I've got to go!

  Station Inspector : You'll go nowhere until your parents are found.

  Hugo Cabret : I don't have any!

  Station Inspector : Then it's straight to the orphanage with you! You'll learn a thing or two there. I certainly did. How to follow orders, how to keep to yourself. How to survive without a family, because you don't need one! You don't need a family!

  [as Gustav makes a call to the orphanage, Hugo breaks out of the cell and escapes] 

• Station Inspector : Demitasse, like everything else, must happen at the opportune moment. If we only knew when that moment was.

• Station Inspector : Seems Maximilian doesn't like the cut of your jib, little man. He is disturbed by your physiognomy. He is upset by your visage. Why would he not like your face?

• Station Inspector : Be quiet! Keep - Stop your sniffling, you little urchin - with your filthy little mitts.

• Policeman : Do you think it's mine?

  Station Inspector : What?

  Policeman : I don't know what to do. She's having a baby, you know.

  Station Inspector : Sure it's yours?

  Policeman : Well, who else's could it be?

  Station Inspector : Of course it's yours. When's the last time you had relations with her? Any time in the last year?

  Policeman : No, I don't think so.

  Station Inspector : Very suspicious, then.

• Station Inspector : That's enough poetry for today.

• Station Inspector : I love poetry, just - not in the station. We're here to either get on trains or get off them. Or, work in different shops. Is that clear?

  Isabelle : Yes, sir.

  Station Inspector : Watch your step.

• Station Inspector : Those are lovely posies, those.

  Lisette : Thank you. Yes, they're from Gourdon. They come in on the overnight train, so they're very fresh.

  Station Inspector : Ah, Gourdon. Splendid country, that. Robust. The weather - the cows and such mooing. Perfectly formed udders. Are they - are they - are they smelly?

• Station Inspector : You bloated buffoon!