- Thomas: Ladies and gentlemen, were are here live from New York City in the biggest wrestling match in NBB history.
- Thomas: On this side: standing at 5'2 weighing 89 pounds- the Hairy Vest Man!
- Thomas: And on this side: standing 4'11 - I have no idea how much she weighs, because last time I asked her she smacked me - Pinkie the Girlie Girl!
- Thomas: Ladies and gentlemen, we are here live from New York City in the biggest wrestling match in NBB history. In this side: standing at 5'2 weighing 85 pounds- the Hairy Vest Man! And on this side: standing at 4'11 - and I have no idea how much she weighs, because last time I asked her she smacked me - Pinkie the Girlie Girl!