Old Dogs (I) (2009)

John Travolta: Charlie

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Quotes 

• Zach : I think "scat" is poop.

  Dan : Really, son?

  Zach : Yeah.

  Charlie : You wiped poop on my face?

  Dan : Yeah. Scat happens, man.

• Charlie : You crying, man?

  Jimmy Lunchbox : [holding back tears]  I ain't cryin'!

• [from trailer] 

  [reading fine print from one of Dan's prescription bottles] 

  Charlie : Watch out for sudden loss of depth perception?

• Charlie : The kids have never seen "Friday the 13th", part 1 or 2!

  Vicki : Oh, my God!

  Dan : He's kidding. He's a kidder. He was scared of "The Wizard of Oz." He's kidding. The monkeys got him nuts.

• [from trailer] 

  Dan : If I'm gonna be an old dad, you're gonna be Uncle Charlie. We can do this.

  Charlie : We?

• Troop Leader Adam : [Trying to get Charlie's attention]  Hey. Hey. Hey. You remind me of that old dude who stole my girlfriend.

  Charlie : What?

  [Charlie looks at Dan] 

  Troop Leader Adam : Yeah, you! Mr. Wall of Hair.

  Charlie : What's your problem?

  Troop Leader Adam : Yeah, how about we go dig a hole?

  Charlie : He's giving me the stink-eye.

  Dan : Yeah.

  Troop Leader Adam : Yeah, you thief. I loved her. I loved her so much.

  Dan : What are you saying?

  Troop Leader Adam : My beef is not with you, Old Women.

  Dan : Thank you.