Ugly Betty (TV Series)

Don't Ask, Don't Tell (2007)

America Ferrera: Betty Suarez

Quotes 

• Marc St. James : [going through his story with Betty in order to fool his mother]  We met when I made a bet with my friends that I could turn you from an ugly duckling into a beautiful swan

  Betty Suarez : Marc, that's "She's All That."

  Marc St. James : No, in that movie, she actually became beautiful. I felt in love with you because of that whole inner beauty crap.

• Betty Suarez : Marc, are these really the answers that are going to convince your mother you're straight?

  Marc St. James : Uh, straight guys-mystic tan. Hello, Tom Cruise.

• Betty Suarez : So, Miss Weiner, how did you get started with cat shows?

  Mrs. Weiner : I had a hairless sphinx named Mr. Meowington. I entered him in a local cat show. For the talent competition, he flushed a toilet.