How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Moving Day (2007)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

Quotes 

• Barney : Ted, you're crazy! This girl is blinding you... with her shiny hair and boob-shaped boobs!

  [turns to Robin] 

  Barney : This is bad for you, too, you know. How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?

  Robin Scherbatsky : I'm not wearing makeup right now...

  Barney : Holy crap, you're beautiful!

• Barney Stinson : Question one: Ted, do you want to move in with Robin?

  Ted Mosby : Yes.

  Barney Stinson : Wrong! The answer is: No, I secretly want to stay single and spend time with my awesome friend Barney. Question two: Robin, do you think you can score someone hotter than Ted?

  [pause] 

  Barney Stinson : Correct! The answer was awkward silence. Question Three: Did I make up this quiz to prove a point? Yes. Yes, I did.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Really? You mean it wasn't from Yellow Legal Pad Monthly?

• Barney Stinson : You haven't moved in yet, have you? Good. You guys have to take this quiz. I found it in a magazine. It's called the "Are you ready to move in together?" quiz.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Well, if it's anything like you're "Are you wearing panties" quiz, I'm out.

• Robin Scherbatsky : [On the phone]  Um, so if you could go ahead and cancel my subscription to Guns and Ammo, that would be great. No, it's a great magazine. Really great. They've printed three of my letters. It's just that my boyfriend is moving in and he kind of doesn't approve of the whole gun thing. A free hand grenade phone?

  [pause] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : You know what? Let me give you my work address.

• Marshall Eriksen : [giving Ted his sword]  It's a real bummer breaking up the set, but you're going to need it.

  Robin Scherbatsky : He's right. My building is infested with dragons.

• Ted Mosby : [flipping through Robin's DVDs]  You have anything that wasn't made by John Woo?

  Robin Scherbatsky : [exhales, amused]  Why? Do you?