How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Something Borrowed (2007)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

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• Ted Mosby : Dude, you shaved your fricking head!

  Marshall Eriksen : Yeah! Yeah, but it's good. I'll just shave it all off. What a great solution! Just be bald, 'cos it's cool, right? Bruce Willis, Michael Jordan, Britney Spea...

  [Looks in mirror] 

  Marshall Eriksen : OH GOD WHAT DID I DO! How could you let me shave my head?

  Ted Mosby : What?

  Marshall Eriksen : You're the worst best man ever! I hate you.I'm not going out there. I'm leaving and I'm never coming back. I'm gonna find that money under the rock by that tree and go live with the guys on the beach in Zihuatanejo.

  Ted Mosby : But those guys are criminals

  Marshall Eriksen : Only Red, Andy was falsely accused.

• Marshall Eriksen : My hair! Look at my hair! She ruined my hair! I look like one of the Backstreet Boys!

  Barney Stinson : [laughing]  You totally do! And not even the good Backstreet Boys, but the older, lame dance move, comeback tour Backstreet Boys.

  Ted Mosby : "... Good Backstreet Boys?"

• Marshall Eriksen : [about what they should get to cover Marshall's head]  Hat! We thought of authentic Native American headdress before we thought of hat.

• Marshall Eriksen : Lily is gonna kill me! Look at me! She's not gonna want to marry me like this.

  Ted Mosby : That's crazy. Of course she will.

  Marshall Eriksen : Would you marry me?

  Ted Mosby : No. But not because of the hair. It's because I have a rule: Never marry anyone you've had a farting contest with.

  Marshall Eriksen : Oh, great. Now you're saying Lily and I shouldn't even get married?