"How I Met Your Mother" Something Borrowed (TV Episode 2007) Poster

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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  • Ted Mosby : Dude, you shaved your fricking head!

    Marshall Eriksen : Yeah! Yeah, but it's good. I'll just shave it all off. What a great solution! Just be bald, 'cos it's cool, right? Bruce Willis, Michael Jordan, Britney Spea...

    [Looks in mirror] 

    Marshall Eriksen : OH GOD WHAT DID I DO! How could you let me shave my head?

    Ted Mosby : What?

    Marshall Eriksen : You're the worst best man ever! I hate you.I'm not going out there. I'm leaving and I'm never coming back. I'm gonna find that money under the rock by that tree and go live with the guys on the beach in Zihuatanejo.

    Ted Mosby : But those guys are criminals

    Marshall Eriksen : Only Red, Andy was falsely accused.

  • Marshall Eriksen : My hair! Look at my hair! She ruined my hair! I look like one of the Backstreet Boys!

    Barney Stinson : [laughing]  You totally do! And not even the good Backstreet Boys, but the older, lame dance move, comeback tour Backstreet Boys.

    Ted Mosby : "... Good Backstreet Boys?"

  • Lily Aldrin : Great! Now my mom's making me invite the Lessners. This puts our numbers in the triple digits.

    Robin Scherbatsky : Wow, I guess sometimes Lessner is more... ner. You know how like sometimes less is more?

    Ted Mosby : Yeah. This is one of those times, sweetie.

  • Lily Aldrin : So instead of an acoustic guitar, we're having a harp player. My mother owes someone money, and his daughter plays the harp.

    Barney Stinson : Is she hot? Because then I can cross "harp player" off my list.

    Ted Mosby : How long is this list?

    Barney Stinson : I'm not telling you how many pages my list has. I'm not crass.

    Lily Aldrin : It doesn't matter anyway, because she's pregnant.

    Barney Stinson : Good. That way I can cross two things off my list.

  • Marshall Eriksen : Lily is gonna kill me! Look at me! She's not gonna want to marry me like this.

    Ted Mosby : That's crazy. Of course she will.

    Marshall Eriksen : Would you marry me?

    Ted Mosby : No. But not because of the hair. It's because I have a rule: Never marry anyone you've had a farting contest with.

    Marshall Eriksen : Oh, great. Now you're saying Lily and I shouldn't even get married?

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