Stacy Keach: Ken Titus

Quotes 

• Christopher Titus : Dad, you know, she can't work in a place like that. You should've done something.

  Ken Titus : All right, how much?

  Christopher Titus : Something. Anything. Just get her the hell outta there.

  Ken Titus : Numbnuts. How much money do you want to keep her from working there?

  Christopher Titus : Numbnuts?

  Ken Titus : Erin is not gonna work in that bar. I don't wanna have to check every waitress' face before I pinch her behind.

  [opens his checkbook] 

  Ken Titus : Three grand?

  Christopher Titus : What?

  Ken Titus : Five grand?

  Christopher Titus : You know, you're amazing? My business is going under, you won't lend me money. I start drinking again, you don't lend me money. But, my girlfriend makes you self-consious about staring at the nipples of disturbed ex-cheerleaders, and all of a sudden you're willing to fork over five grand. Well you know something Dad? I'll take it!