Scrubs (TV Series)

My Cold Shower (2007)

Keri Russell: Melody

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Quotes 

• Dr. Elliot Reid : [as Keith is putting on her engagement]  Okay, it's a little tight. Just push harder. Okay, lifted a little skin there...

  Melody O'Harra : Here come the fricks.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Just put the motherfricking ring on the motherfricking finger! Frick, frick, frick!

• Melody O'Harra : You can't go into Boobtown. That's a gated community.

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Thinking]  Turk was right. I can make this happen. Because whether Melody wanted to admit it or not, there was a definite connection between us.

  Melody O'Harra : [to an intern who looks like J.D]  So, thanks for hanging with me last night.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : That's not me, Melody.

  Melody O'Harra : Oh, my bad! You two could be twins!

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [He looks over the other guy]  We look nothing alike! What are you, Egyptian? I don't wanna hear it.

• Melody O'Harra : Well... it's official: I am the only single sorority sister left. I guess it's true what they say: first one to be in a threesome, last one to get married.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Damn!

  [beats one hand over the table where Doug is sitting at, pouring Doug's coffee over him] 

  Dr. Christopher Turk : I'm sorry, she just said she was in a threesome.

  Dr. Doug Murphy : [having the same reaction as Turk's, and so forth]  Damn!

  male nurse : Damn!

  surgeon : Damn!

  Snoop Dogg Resident : [out of frame]  Damn!

  Melody O'Harra : I just don't want to end up like my aunt Sheila and get married and have a kid when I'm 50; I mean, you find a tooth in that house, you don't know whose mouth it fell out of.

  J.D. : Oh...

  Melody O'Harra : Sometimes I wonder, you know, if I'm ever actually going to find someone, you know?

  J.D. : Yeah... Now, was it two girls and a guy, or a devil's threesome?

  Melody O'Harra : All-girl.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : [as J.D. lifts coffee cups from the table, he beats both his hands on it]  Damn! Sorry...

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Voice over]  It took everything I had in my arsenal to get Melody to mack with me again.

  [Flashback] 

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Hey, do you want to mack with me again?

  Melody O'Harra : Sure!

• Melody O'Harra : I just don't wanna end up like my aunt Sheela, getting married and having a kid when I'm 50, I mean, you find a tooth in that house and you don't know which mouth it fell out of.