Scrubs (TV Series)
My Point of No Return (2007)
Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
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Quotes
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [narrating while cuddling Kim] It felt good to be holding the mother of my child...
Dr. Kim Briggs : This is nice.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [narrating, still cuddling Kim] ... but given recent events, cuddling was as far as I was gonna go. Kim and I had to get to know each other again and build trust and... oh, my God, is that side-boob?
Dr. Kim Briggs : Oohh, careful with the side-boob, big guy... my hormones are going crazy. I might just pounce your skinny ass...
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Kim, I really don't think we should.
Dr. Kim Briggs : I won't, then. I got a giant boogie in my nose.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [narrating] Look at her saying "I won't" with a giant boogie in her nose... I must have her!
[out loud]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : You know what, on second thought...
Dr. Kim Briggs : Yes?
[they start to kiss and make out]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [narrating] Still, I wonder what it'll be like having sex with a pregnant woman.
[later that night]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : That was so cool... and weird!
Dr. Kim Briggs : Yeah... somebody else liked it too. He's going crazy in there.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : And now it's disgusting.
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [to Turk and Cox] Raj... Rerun...
Dr. Perry Cox : OK, Tina... here's what I'm prepared to offer you to relinquish the post of godfather.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Not interested.
Dr. Perry Cox : Effective immediately, I will stop calling you girls' names... you interested now?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I'm still here, aren't I?
Dr. Christopher Turk : Be strong; you can get more.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Good thinking. What else you got, Per-Per?
Dr. Perry Cox : I'll give you my real pager number.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [to Turk] I'll be able to page him 24/7!
Dr. Christopher Turk : No deal.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : What are you doing?
Dr. Christopher Turk : Eeeeh! Put a cherry on top.
Dr. Perry Cox : One hug.
[J.D. screams]
Dr. Christopher Turk : Per week.
Dr. Perry Cox : Decade.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Month.
Dr. Perry Cox : Year.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Done. You're welcome.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [narrating while he's almost shacking hands with Cox] And then, as I was about to close the deal of the century, it hit me.
[out loud]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Wait a minute! If I agree with that I only get that stuff until you retire; but if I'm godfather, I'm in your life forever. I'll see you at the christening.
[leaves]
Dr. Perry Cox : I think this time I'm actually gonna kill him... yup, this is the one.
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [JD and Elliot are lying next to each other on the same bed] Why are you wearing scrubs? I haven't seen you in those in like, two years.
Dr. Elliot Reid : I didn't want to get my christening dress wrinkly. These were all I had in my locker.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I like you in scrubs. Reminds me of when we used to date.
Dr. Elliot Reid : [Snickers] That was a disaster.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : All of it?
Dr. Elliot Reid : No.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : You ever think maybe we're perfect for each other, we just have the same fatal flaw?
Dr. Elliot Reid : You mean that whenever we get too close to a commitment, we totally freak out and try to escape?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : That's what we've been doing here all night, right?
Dr. Elliot Reid : Besides, I've thought about it, and there's no escaping this one. The gifts are all here, people have bought plane tickets... I'm getting married. I've reached the point of no return.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : You and me both.
Dr. Elliot Reid : I mean, to get out of this... I'd have to do something huge.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I'd have to go nuclear.
[Voice over]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : So there we were.
[Cut to Turk and Carla, Jordan and Dr. Cox]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Together,
[Cut to Keith waiting for Elliot alone, Kim waiting for JD alone]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : but not together.
[Elliot and JD's hands touch. They turn toward each other]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : And as always, not knowing what the hell we were doing.
[Out loud]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Hey.
Dr. Elliot Reid : Hey.
[They lean in to kiss]