Quotes
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : Turk? Should I get a male stripper for Elliot's bachelorette party?
Dr. Bob Kelso : Are you looking for a Caucasian boy or more exotic fare? What? Once spring rolls around, Enid gets a little randy so I throw a 20 to Churro, our neighbor's Guatemalan house boy, to get in our basement and let Enid chase him around in a wheelchair until the juice runs out. Churro hates America...
Turk : Yeah, I wonder why...
