American Dad! (TV Series)

Four Little Words (2007)

Wendy Schaal: Francine Smith

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• Francine Smith : I'm worried about Melinda. I went by her apartment to apologize and she wasn't there.

  Stan Smith : How odd.

  Francine Smith : I don't think she ever made it home.

  Stan Smith : H-h-how, how can you be sure?

  Francine Smith : There was a Thai menu hanging from her doorknob which doesn't add up because she loves Thai food and she hates doorknob clutter.

• Francine Smith : [to Stan]  You made me think I was a murderer? Do you have any idea what a nightmare you put me through? I prayed to a freaking elephant! How am I gonna explain that to Jesus?

  Stan Smith : I'm... I'm sorry.

  Francine Smith : You're sorry? Do you know what super diarrhea is, Stan? Do you know how much you've screwed up my life?

  Stan Smith : Francine, I know I've done some terrible things, but I'll fix it. I'll fix everything, I swear.

  Francine Smith : What about Sanjit? I don't want an Indian baby! I don't even like Indian food!

• Francine Smith : [in India]  I prayed to an Elephant! How am I supposed to explain that to Jesus! Do you know what Superdiarrhea is, Stan?