House M.D. (TV Series)

House Training (2007)

Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House

Quotes 

• Bonnie : James Wilson, carefully calibrating his level of protectiveness for your individual needs.

  Dr. Gregory House : Did you just compare Wilson to a tampon?

• Dr. Gregory House : First, "Hector does go rug" is a lame anagram. You want a better one for Gregory House? "Huge ego. Sorry." Second, find a new career. You're never gonna sell anybody if you let them control the agenda. And third, I don't owe you anything. I'm not Wilson. I'm not gonna buy a condo just to make you feel better.

• Dr. Gregory House : [to his lackeys]  You find the toxins, you run your bubble study. You won't find anything, but I'll get the office to myself. There's a lot of porn piling up on the internet. Doesn't download itself.

• Bonnie : Do you want to know why I named that dog Hector?

  Dr. Gregory House : No. Let's keep it a mystery.

  Bonnie : Because even when he was a puppy, he was the worst-tempered dog we'd ever seen. He was supposed to be house-trained. He'd pee on the carpet every morning. When we had people over, he had to nip at their ankles. "Hector does go rug" is an anagram for "Doctor Greg House". That's how early in the marriage I resented you.

  Dr. Gregory House : Wow. Did I ever waste money on that place setting.